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Blame Jim you’ll feel better!
I am the type of guy that I fricken get blamed for everything. So I said to myself… “One who gets heap of blame (thats my Indian name)… how can you get satisfaction from all these people blaming all their dumb-ass shit on you?” I mean, I actually had this one client, that actually blamed ME for his psycho wifes mental condition. SO… basically, I guess I am the type of guy that can take people dumping all their self inflicted problems on. Hence the website!
Now when I say blame me for anything, I mean anything! Blame Jim for your male erectile disfunction. Blame Jim for your boss being such an asshole everyday. Blame Jim for your boyfriends tiny… hands. Rest assured, Jim will respond with his unique philosophy and help you feel better about yourself. Dr Phil sucks compared to Jim. Frued… he was an idiot compared to Jim!
And if you’re really really nice… or really, really, F’ed up in the head… you’ll receive a limited edition Blame Jim T-Shirt. When you don’t receive said T-Shirt… you can blame that on Jim as well. It’s a win win situation!
So post something that you did and get it off your chest. Could be anything! We will talk about it. I will even tell you that you’re really not that stupid, if that helps you.
Click on the posts to see other examples. Then sign up an post a Blame on Jim. Then, I will get back to you whenever I fricken feel like it.
Peace Out!
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August 24, 2006 at 11:47 am
It’s supposed to rain to day. Thanks a lot jerk- its all your fault
August 25, 2006 at 10:30 am
i just lost my job and my girlfriend has been cheating on me…
i was looking to reasons why…
now that i’ve found your site i feel that a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
because it appears that jim—it was all your fault !!!!!
August 25, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Bob,
Losing ones job is just a closed door allowing you to open a new one. Or it means you were viewing porn and charging it to a petty cash account. Either way, a new even better job will come soon. As far as your girlfriend goes… I recommend masturbation anyway. Masturbation with the right imagination can be very fulfilling and much cheaper. And besides, it was my fault she cheated on you anyway, right? I’m sorry I lost your girlfriend and job. Damn I’m such a douchebag!
Jim has been blamed!
September 4, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I BLAME JIM because the trash near my office smells like poon-tang!! Thanks for nothing!
September 6, 2006 at 11:03 am
Pcity
I am not quite sure what that means? And this is the first time I have been blamed for garbage… so thank you! I assume that “poon-tang” is a type of orange breakfast drink? My first guess would be that someone (me) probably peeled an orange in the office and threw away the peels in your trash. Thats why it smells. I would recommend that you empty your trash. But to me, I always felt like “poon-tang” was filled with vitamins and citrusee goodness.
Jim has been blamed for garbage!
January 12, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I blame Jim because I no longer like my tattoo.
January 12, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I blame Jim because my brother has a bigger house than I do.
January 12, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Lets see WInter Decay… A tatoo and a brother…
Well tatoos are permanent. So are brothers for that matter. Didnt they tell you that? If you are putting permanent ink on your body you should be pretty damn sure its what you want.
I know its my fault cause I made you get that tatoo of Britney Spears on your butt. But here is a solution for you Mr Decay. Get a tatoo of a picture of a house that is bigger than your brothers. Then you will have one up on him.
Jim has been blamed for houses and tatoos!
January 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Subject: Weather Bulletin - Denver
Up here, in the “Mile-HiCity”, we just recovered from a
Historic event — may I even say a “Weather Event” of
“Biblical Proportions” — with a historic blizzard of up
to 44″ inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke
trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded
hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads,
isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10’s of thousands.
FYI:
George Bush did not come.
FEMA did nothing.
No one howled for the government.
No one blamed the government.
No one even uttered an expletive on TV.
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.
Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.
CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm.
Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
No one looted.
Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.
No Larry King, No Bill O’Rielly, No Oprah,
No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.
No Sean Penn, No Barbara Striesand,
No Hollywoodtypes to be found.
Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
Sent out caravans of SUV’s to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn’t ask for a penny.
Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snowbound families.
Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.
We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is “Work or Die”.
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get
us out of a mess created by being immobilized by
a welfare program that trades votes for ’sittin at home’ checks.
Even though a Category “5″ blizzard of this scale has never fallen
this early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves
“In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
48 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world’s social problems evaporate.”
It does seem that way, at least to me.
I hope this gets passed on.
Maybe SOME people will get the message.
The world does Not owe you a living.
January 16, 2007 at 10:45 am
What the???? Is this a blame? Looks more like a soap-box event. There are like 50 things to blame me for in this post. So, I am going to consolidate and say you are blaming me for the governments incompetency. I agree that our government is incompetent. Our President has the IQ of lets say…. ear wax. Katrina was #1 and now we have #2 with this blizzard. 1/20/09 is the last day of this administration. Lets hope the new one proves they deserve to be there. I have to thank you for my longest post so far. I busted a cataract reading it.
Jim has been blamed for government incompetentcy and the blizzard of 07.
August 25, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I blame Jim for my broken heart and for being ignored. I’m still in love with someone who thinks I’m crazy. I’m not. I’ve been really happy lately, but I guess I was just someone to sleep with and leave. Thanks a lot jerk!
August 25, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I am so sorry I broke your heart and ignored you! This is a really sad one for me because it hurts my feeling. Yes… guys are insensitive and hurtful scum sometimes. Only thinking with their penis and trying only to get into “the promise land” as we call it. They spend 9 fricken months trying to get out of that thing and the rest of their lives trying to get back in. Sorry! But if I was ignoring you its probably because I don’t like you anymore and I am not good enough for you anyway. Trust me when I say this Muppet… if someone calls you crazy there is usually a reason why. However, it is hypocritical to call someone crazy cause in my experience, everyone is fricken crazy. Why do you want to stay in love with someone who ignores you and calls you crazy? You should be in love with someone who pays attention to you and calls you crazy. As far as sleeping together… sleeping together never really seems to hurt anything in relationships. Its usually sex that does it. So you may want to try having sex with him. But not too soon cause having sex too soon makes us think your too easy. Its the thrill of the kill I tell ya. Give it up too soon and the thrill is gone! Sleeping together is nice and everything but having sex is so much more fun. Jim has been blamed for breaking someone’s heart!
November 14, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I blame Jim for not telling about this website before now. So my heart attack, epilepsy and alcoholism, my parents and my cats passing away, loneliness, job losses and financial status were all in fact direct results of your inability to face facts and your failure at accepting your responsibilities.
And now the site is here all my accumulated resentments about life have been removed and replaced a huge one with you, Jim. So thankyou for allowing me to focus my resentment and anger.
Jim, I really hope you feel better now because I don’t! I think that is your fault too.
Still on the bright side at least I know exactly who to stalk now.
November 17, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Great Blame Simon…
This happens to be one of my favorites. Getting blamed for basically your life in general. Lets go through the list shall we?…
I take full responsibility for your heart attack. This site can relive stress and you found it 1 heart attack too late. So now you know where to come when the big one hits (Elizabeth). Keep eating butter on a popsicle stick and heart attacks happen. Epilepsy and Alcoholism… sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson flick doesn’t it? On second thought there’s no such thing as a good Samuel L Jackson flick so this one might just be marketable for him! Epilepsy and Alcoholism, that’s a deadly combination! I couldn’t imagine swallowing my tongue while shooting Jack Daniels then having my friend shove a spoon in my mouth. Ouch! Now, don’t get me started on fricken parents! You can’t decide on who has sex to make you! It all comes down to that faithful night, when your parents decided to try having sex without protection. And here you are! Remember they are as full of shit as the rest of us, if not worse. Guys shouldn’t own cats… enough said. You’re lonely huh? Get a girlfriend! Actually, on second thought, the girlfriend will just get you another heart attack, start a seizure, make you even drunker, give your parents someone to hate, and eventually she will take all of your money… so now you’ll need to work 2 jobs for you to lose! Actually… better yet… get a dog… they last longer than cats anyway and are way less gay. And strategically place peanut butter for your dog can really mimic oral sex. That’s what my friend told me. Focusing anger and resentment is good. Hence the Blame Jim website! Just don’t go out and go postal on someone because of what I am doing. Got it? My advice to you is… Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side, as long as you can smoke it and get high! Jim has been blamed by a guy with cats!!
November 12, 2008 at 3:48 am
Jim NO ONE DESERVES to insult you and call you names like jerk. No one deserves to take out there shit on you just because you are there. You do not need to take it and might want to consider looking into martial arts or another self esteem building website. Cuz this is just unfair and unkind to yourself.